Millie the cat

This is Millie.
A cat.

Millie is a six-year-old brown bengal. She lives in London with one of those monkeys in shoes you see nowadays, who comes and goes as he pleases (and seems to have access to a lot of kibbles, so worth tolerating).

She enjoys a good cardboard box (the smaller the better); failing that a tote bag will often suffice. She undertakes noble activities such as studying ladybirds, fighting houseflies, jumping about and screaming.

Millie is very selective about sitting on laps and/or being stroked. She undertakes these in very strict moderation as they perpetuate outdated and oppressive stereotypes of the role of domestic cats within society.